“Armani, who art in Hermes,
hallowed be thy Gucci.
Thy Michelle watch, thy Prada bag,
On Rodeo Drive, as it is in Tiffany’s.
give us this day our Visa Gold,
and forgive us this overdraft,
as we forgive those who stop our mastercard.
lead us not into JC penny,
and deliver us from Sears.
For thine is the Chanel, the Dior, and the Versace,
for Dolce & Gabanna.
as it was for Louis Vuitton.